Damn STY

Well this is just perfect. I have now, todays before i see everyone again, recive my first sty. Now for thoese of you in the audience who are slow on the uptake a sty is a pimple like groth on your eye lid basicley it eather puffs up or just makes u look like you have pink eye. I don't want to look like ither.

SOmething I need to remmber for the future. (memo to self, i need to know how to spell Future)

"Your perception of the obvious is rather remarkable"

I can make them feel dumb and my self superior with one simple comment.

Dumb joke

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete, she is a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit  of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, Picabo, ICU. > >A good clean joke is hard to find these days --- pass it on!

Did u know

Did You Know...
>       
> It is impossible to lick your elbow.
>
> A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
>
> On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
spend
> two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
>
> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your
> ear by 700 times.
>
> 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting
on
> them and photocopying their buttocks.
>
> A shrimp's heart is in their head.
>
> Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
>
> In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
> reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
>
>
> It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
>
>
> A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
>
> More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received
a
> telephone call.
>
> Rats and horses can't vomit, maybe the horse should try eating the
rat.
>
> The ''sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick'' is said to be the
> toughest tongue twister in the English language.
>
> If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
> suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or
neck
> and die. if you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.
>
>
> Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
> million descendants.
>
> If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,
> Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July
16,
> 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
> extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
>
> In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
>
> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
>
> Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
> already married.
>
> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
>
>
> In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70
> assorted insects and 10 spiders.
>
> Most lipstick contains fish scales.
>
> Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
>

I now realize. . .

I now belive that having been in the same sisuation that Kristi was in earlier i would be right there pulling her hair also. I'm telling ya I suppose we can never fix the problem cuz i don't really see what it is. It's the same thing no matter what scale ur going on. Like the Kristi fight thing, Why would u want to start a fight, to start hate? Is it because Kristina was lonly was it because someone had done her wrong? Did she just want to show taht she was strong? Its the same thing with the middel east and with politics (i swar i can't stand eather party democrat or republican) it is buggin me out and then theres the fact that people in there teenage years are so insecure. why do others make others feel bad about them selves? a good freind of mine fainted and coulda drown because she freekin starves her self cuz somone said she was fat. I did however realize that with out hate love wouldn't seem as sweet. We got ice cream today and on the way back in the car my dad made the comment that all Arebes (or what ever) were bad, you can't possible say soemthing like that. Hell he dosn't even know an areb only what he sees on tv. He has no right to jude anyone and nether do I. so why am i more comfortable talking to a geek then a popular person?

One hell of a sulky mood

I'm turning the lights out

I can't see anything with out them

so why are thy off?

so I can't see the imposters

so i can't see the hurt in people

So i can't see the liers

Why do I turn up the music?

Why do I hate the silence?

What comfort do i get from all the noise?

It's so I can't hear my self think

I'ts so I won't ask my self impossible qustions.

Why do I turn out the lights?

So my mother can't see how messy my room is.

(HAHA i got u there, come on addmitt it i had u going for a min.)

Kristi, the etirenal dumbass

Man i can't leave Krsiti alone for a min one min were at the park having a grand ol time i leave next thing i know shes in a fight!softbalchick181 (10:16:31 PM): i can't call u
Kristi Jo 09 (10:16:32 PM): gust call
softbalchick181 (10:16:35 PM): why must i call
softbalchick181 (10:16:40 PM): just tell me now
Kristi Jo 09 (10:16:49 PM): no
softbalchick181 (10:16:52 PM): y
Kristi Jo 09 (10:16:54 PM): fine
Kristi Jo 09 (10:17:00 PM): with christina collazi she started it, I finished it
Kristi Jo 09 (10:17:05 PM): i won
softbalchick181 (10:17:32 PM): omg i saw her
softbalchick181 (10:17:43 PM): today probably right before the fight
softbalchick181 (10:17:45 PM): wit soem guy
softbalchick181 (10:17:50 PM): did u hit her?
Kristi Jo 09 (10:17:54 PM): 2 of em? later on in the day?
softbalchick181 (10:18:07 PM): yeah in that nieghbor hood
Kristi Jo 09 (10:18:15 PM): yup and I bit her! now I gotta goe it tested for AIDS and get a rabies shot
softbalchick181 (10:18:15 PM): we were on a motor cycle ride
softbalchick181 (10:18:24 PM): r u freekin sereouse
softbalchick181 (10:18:33 PM): U FREEKIN BIT HER
softbalchick181 (10:18:45 PM): omg how could u be such a dumbass
Kristi Jo 09 (10:18:49 PM): well. . . she pulled my hair
softbalchick181 (10:18:53 PM): please tell me ur joking
softbalchick181 (10:18:59 PM): are u really going to go get tested?
softbalchick181 (10:19:15 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA
Kristi Jo 09 (10:19:15 PM): I also punched her and kicked her in the crotch, I got her on the ground first then fell on her and u knoe thats gotta hurt
softbalchick181 (10:19:22 PM): i can't leave u alone for a min
Kristi Jo 09 (10:19:30 PM): Courtny was there
softbalchick181 (10:19:42 PM): when the hell did this happen
Kristi Jo 09 (10:20:10 PM): round 4 or 5
softbalchick181 (10:20:13 PM): man
softbalchick181 (10:20:21 PM): r u really gonin to get tested
softbalchick181 (10:20:23 PM): for crap
Kristi Jo 09 (10:20:24 PM): no
softbalchick181 (10:20:26 PM): k
softbalchick181 (10:20:36 PM): thank god u scared the hell out of me
softbalchick181 (10:20:39 PM): r u hurt
Kristi Jo 09 (10:20:56 PM): my nose is, its swollen a bit but u cant notice
softbalchick181 (10:21:03 PM): k
Kristi Jo 09 (10:21:08 PM): dont tellur parents
softbalchick181 (10:21:10 PM): man i really hope seh dosn't sue
softbalchick181 (10:21:13 PM): DUH
softbalchick181 (10:21:16 PM): does ur mom know?
Kristi Jo 09 (10:21:40 PM): yea she wasnt happy oabout it but she started it and i was gust defending my self cause I wasnt gonna start stuff
softbalchick181 (10:22:07 PM): yeah why did u even talk to her?
Kristi Jo 09 (10:22:13 PM): she satreded it
Kristi Jo 09 (10:22:22 PM): she goes what the fucks ur problem bitch
Kristi Jo 09 (10:22:31 PM): and i HAD to say somethign smart elicky
Kristi Jo 09 (10:23:26 PM): i cant belive she pulled my hair! How childish
softbalchick181 (10:23:42 PM): yes but u didn't have to do anything

Just about everthing in a nut shell

I got back from vacatation yesterday. It was a blast I even have the slightest HINT of a tan! Okay so maybe it is my imagenation but hell its the only thing I have 2 humor my self. U learn a lot about a person by staying with them for 4 days. Take Kristi for example she has the ability to sing along to every freeekin song i own (it kinda bothers me but i can get over it) The trip had tons of drama Like when the tub went under, my life vest decided to warship the devil, Kristi showed her potitional for being a professional tubber, the boy dropped his baton in the parad! I "tried" to free a dead fish from a hook, (didn't work, but we did get pics) (mom dosn't know yet) Grandmother had a melt down, The perfect cousin cussed (hehehe) lots of deception (i hope i rember what i mean by that at a later date cuz i am so not writing it) and i decover a new SONG!!!!! "Year of teh Rat" The only down side is now i am so sick of my family. I shall explane further. I was on the internet lookin for a freekin yellowcard poster (wich i still can'lt find) when my aunt walks in and hands me a cd thing and tells me she wants to watch it and apparently im the only one who knows how to put the darn thing in the cd drive. So im like what ever no big so i put it in the dvd player and sit back down. Then i notice my Aunt and Grandfather are lookin and the computer screan expectently and are like why isn't it playing. So now im kinda mad cuz no one told me it was a cd rom and they didn't show anyrespect to the fact that i was all ready on the computer but I try any way like a good little girl would. However it dosn't work so I'm just like giving up cuz i really couldn't care less if it works or not. My mom gets angrey about this and then they are all read y for lunch. Im not going and they seem angered by this as though some how all this is my fault. I love them all very dearley  and would die for them i jsut really wanted to be able to site at home and play my music. However i had a tv dinner and they are going to Red Lobster so it probably wasn't the best decission but i am stickin wit it!

All work and no play makes Virginia, Wait I havn't moved in the last hour.

Well i went and got cds to day to make up for the fact that launch is not workin so now i can listin to Vindicated any time i want so take that LAUNCH! My mother is taking an intrest in my music and im not exactially sure how to handel this. Found and introsting qote yesterday.

"The Only difference between me and a madman, is that I'm not mad" Salvador Dali

You could intrepret this in many differn't ways and still have them all be correct. Well that was my deep thought for the day i hope u enjoyed it.

BORED AS HELL ( allthough i don't know if Hell is boring)

Well I am sitting upstares looking out the windo at the beautiful day. I should be out  side doing something but no im inside doing nothing. IN other words im bored. I'm waiting for my mom to get back from the airport with my aunt. I HAD a chance to go to the lake today. but No i turened it down so i could sit here. I think im about to die from boredem. Kristi has dissapered and Courtney is taking her anger out on me. We went boating yesterday. It worked great and is all set for vacation.

I hate math

  
     At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.  At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

     He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.  "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said.  "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.  They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.  As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ' There are 3 sides to every triangle'."  When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Uggg

Well, today something introsting happend. I feel into a puddle eaten bye the dreded aligator and batteled crazed circus clown, I still managed to return my libary book. Okay so maybe that didn't happen but what ever. I did however have arbys which is makin my stumic hurt. I think im going to Indy with Lea Kyle and Cory (cory is the EVIL cousin) can you say drama? (we kinda can't stand each other) Oh well my mother is getin mony from my dad. he was leaving and didn't know ere he wold be so the mony is on the third floor in his office under a mouse pad. My parents are weird.

LOARD HELP ME!!

The Pop Devas and Boy bands are taking over i tell ya! For some reason unbeconced to be LAUNCH just wants to throw in POP. I'm on the verge of a emmotioal brake down here, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!

(P.S its christina agulara)

bored

Well i am so bored i am actually doing the word surch on te back of the candy box. (i need a life)

Thing that im really not in the mood to do which is odd because it was my idea

The one word I think that has no place anywear in this world is FREAK. It has no direct meaning, other then to make one level of human feel lower then another. And if we truley did consider everyone to be equal then why is it so hard to look a homless person in the eye? If they are the same as us shouldn't we at least be able to give them a reasuring smile? Now I admitt to sometimes feeling surpearior to others and I am absolutley descusted with my self when that does happen. The deses and famon taking over most of the world would be cured easeley if we all worked together. J'lo spends over 5000$ on wine, if she donated that to a resurch place we would be closer to finding a cure of illnesses taking the live's of are fellow humans. We all work so hard for possessions when in truth we own nothing. They could all be destoried tomarow, and then we would have nothing other then are friends and our minds. The youth are constantley getting mixed messages its eather "JUST SAY NO" or "Just do it" Im not saying we should marry off the kids like they did in the olden days but even that is better then feeling like dirt all the time because it seamse like no one cares.

SAVE THE MUSIC

Now this particular entrey is a very important one. Very important indeed. THE FREEKIN MUSIC IS GONE! Ok now over the past year I have been very connected to music. It tells my mood, my feelings (are thoes the same thing?) and most of the time makes me get off my butt to dance (if you can call it that) or cry (which i do quit well, if I do say so my self) but today something horendise happend. It was just like any other day when a girl of 13 got on internet all excited so she could look up a song on LAUNCH. Suddenley she relized it had been a good 10mins and she did not hear the enjoyable sounds of Vindicated (good song) Whats this? Launch is not working? Being the resourcise full person she was she went to CMT.com after all country music was better then notin but the same thing happend. All but one song was blocked. So alais i have been lising to ME AND EMILY for the past hour. Delighful song however I think it is being burned in to my memory.

P.S

The preveouse comment was not ment to offand any platapuse lovers out there. We hope you will not take it badley. (but just look at the thing)

Pointless bit of insanity

The fallowing production is ment strickley to be funny and not to be takin sereousley in any way or form. Even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platapuse

I can't stand people

When i was in forth grade i had a friend named Paul. I used to go sleding down a hill in Pauls front yard. I went to school with Paul were we had show in tell. One day Paul came in and shared that 2 girls had been sleeding down the hill in his front yard that we went down. Well a man was driving along the road and hit the two girls. 1 died the othere was sereousley injured. My dad is a Balife in seperior court 3 were they do Joury tirles. Now 4 years later they are doing that trail in seperior 3. My dad comes home late from work after lising to this trail. Glad that it was not me who go hit. My mom is thick headed and dosn't seem to get the point. ever. We eat dinner. We make small talk about the chicken inchalets she cooked. Dad talks about his day. About the trail. Mom askes questions. he answeres. she askes more. he answers. My temper is growning. They bring up the fact that shoulden't the man that hit them know to watch out for sleding chirldren. Dad brings up the fact that shouldn't they have done something when I said Lary was a bad driver, they say how now they are scared about letting me go places with him. They go back to the trail. Mom continues to ask questions. I can't under stand what she dosn't understand. She just can't help but make everyone feel like shit.

Grandparents at it again

Well my Nosy Aunt just called and said my grandparents are in a fight. Now they are 79 year old people im sure they can behave like adults. Lol my mom is freekin out though

I HATE THE 4th of JULY

i am crying crying crying. I just saw my best friend get in a car accident, actually 2 of my best friends and there parents get in an accident. My car was pulling out of an 1 way stopp when Lea Kyle Larry and Linda's car pulled out behind us. I turned around in my seat to see if they were fallowing us just in time to see a speeding car ram in to them. I freeked my dad yelled "Shit the burkholders just got it" We backed up and my dad ran out of the car to see what was going on. I was balling and my mom was getting out the phone to call 911 and she needed the address. I ran out and saw there car was hit really bad and it is totley totled. I then saw Lea on the other side of the road and i ran and hugged her. Kyle was holding up Linda was in totle shock Lary was fine. No enjeries. THANK GOD. It could have been so much worse. We where out side for about 1 hr when the cops arrived and stuff. I just now stopped crying. We took Lea and Kyle back to our house while Linda and Lary staid with the car. Lary just picked them up i am so freekin mad or scaired i don't know. The guy who hit Lary says that Lary ran the stop sign. I SAW THE WHOLE FREEKIN THING AND HE DID NOT RUN ANY STOP SIGN! unfounrtinal i am a minor and can not testifi even though im the only other one who saw it Linda just lost her job they brought this new car and now it is totled. Lea is going to have to get a job Linda needs a job Public school for Lea There intire lives have changed just because of us pulling out. We allmost didn't make it why the Hell did they.

Aouther e-maild me

Omg I have yahoo mesenger and it tells you when you get an E-mail. I read fanfiction and sometime I review the stories. Well one particular story i reviewd tonight after the Writer said he didn't understand why people were reading and not reviewing. About 5mins ageo i got an e-mail from him which really freeked me out. It was nice though here it is

Hey! Thanks for finally reviewing! Y'know, it's funny. I found my story
on
the favorites list of a couple people who hadn't reviewed, which was
why I
said what I said. Now I've received two reviews from brand new
reviewers and
neither of you are the people I discovered! But thank you anyway. I'm
glad I
was able to guilt you into giving feedback! I will do my best to
continue
the weekly updates, though it will be getting harder as time goes on.
See, I
got lazy and now I'm having to write each chapter within the week it
gets
published. I can do it, (it worked out alright on my last fic!) but it
can
get stressful sometimes. You get the feeling of "Agh! It's Thursday
night,
my next chapter goes up tomorrow, and I'm still on page 3 out of 8!
HELP!!!"
Of course, when that happens you can expect to be forced to wait until
Saturday, Sunday, or even (oh no) Monday. But I'll do my best.

Just out of curiosity, how long have you been reading? Did you start
before
or after I had all the computer problems?

Well, God bless. And once again, thank you.

-stAte
______________________________________________

I was so freekin scaired but i repiled anyway

Cussing on the internet

I read an articel once about internet cussing. They said it was because u had an dfferent identity on the internet. I think it is because it is the only way we can express our selfs with thoues words with out gettin in troble by the freekin adults who think we to childish for such launage.

Headlines

Okay it is now time for are fav weekley update! The headlines.

Rupert comes to Kokomo (u only have to pay 50$ to see him, like it is worth that much he is gettin so much mony to come here.)

Some boy got senticed to "Boys School" for driving drunk and speeding and killing a girl in the car when they crashed (others were sereousely injured)

A truck got stuck under that brige again (this is like the 12th time)

People are mad at Bill Cosby for speekin the truth

This is supposed to be a bad West Nile Viruse seasone

 Derek wants to know why me a jimi broke up ( I  think kristi is right I don't think im over him) *ill never tell her though*