Grandparents

Well I promased my Grandfather I would look at this magazeen before I bought a backpack even though i know the one i want. So he called wanting to come over and then he called saying my grandmother wanted to come. She is so out of it right now at lucnch we were talking about some old lady at church who had problems walking up the stars. This lady is like 75years old and what does my grandmother say? "is she pregnant" we all just looked at her and said "no, no i don't think so" and then my grandfather was talking about how he hoped to be back tomarow by 3:30 so he could pick me up from some computer class.(which by the way he was NOT supposed to know about so i could walk home) and my grandmother askes what are u doing. so he tells her what his plans for that day are and she freeks sayin "NOW I KNOW I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERD THAT! u just didn't tell me" which is not true but whatever so we go on and then we talk about "ways of me getting home tomrow" and she askes the same question and my grandfather says "don't worry about it" she ONCE AGAIN freeks and just gos ranting on about how we should just put he in a home if we dn't like her.