Nothing of particular intrest today, we started health, I started comunications, Kristi started her "getting thrown out of class streek" Now 1 class I can understand, perhaps 2 but my oh my she was having a bad day. So we are in choir, enjoying our selves emensly, *I belive at this point she was in a good mood, I can't quit remeber* The phone rings, she is sent to the office. Now Kristi dosn't take getting written up very well,coughunderstatmentcaough, no matter, she does her slight yell and were on with the rest of the day! I'm off spanish to enjoy teaching my self, while McIver verbiley abuses me. I'm actually looking foward to health at this point *odd? I know* I'm thinking, me and kristi will rule this school. Funny thing about ruling schools, you usually have to actually be scean, Kristi however didn't make it threw the anouncments. We are all voicing are complantes about Bennet, he begins we stop. He goes on about sporting events, and our new class schudel, about Bennet. Now Kristi, with the write up fresh in her mind, dosn't let this opratunity pass by. She yel.. i mean states some of her concerns only to be asked to leave the class room. While she's gone we see Snyder leave to talk 2 her, then come back Kristiless. Me and Kacy are being to wonder if you are alive. Snyder is loosing his sanity with April who refuses to spit out her gum *or even pretend to hid it* He once again goes into the hallway, only to once again return alone. At this point I'm worried for her safty. So I very cooley ask "Is Kristi Alive?" he stared out at me and mad his eyes bugg out. (it was actually kinda cool, I should take a picture of it) But alais, no answer! However my comment did prompt him to return to the hallway for one last go around. So you see Kristi, what happens on the inside while your on the out side, does affect you. * that is not what i was try to say but I'm not going to fix it)
Monday, September 27, 2004
Friday, September 24, 2004
American Idol, Cheering, and the stuff of Legeneds
Well, American Idol was awesome, I had a front row seat and watched Kristi MC it. (I think she is the best one yet) I was with the "Joey" section. This section is rather self explanitory, *we cheered for Joey* Our goal in life is to beat the Renea' section who like the name, cheers for Renea'. Now they both have there mindless minions *the Joey's i belive have MUCH more personality* but the real question is whos louder? This is a very important thing amoung fans, after all it is no good if people at a foot ball game refuse to cheer, you get my point. Holly starts out the festivites, with a Pocohontis song, this gets a few loughs from the audience, (including Jon who got chewed out from Mrs. Skinner) then Elise, Elise I must say did the best I had ever seen her sing, I was quit impressed myself. And then, "The Renena'" as i like to call her. People FREEKED, screaming, yelling, chanting, oh the insanity, and it wasn't the noise, though it was mighty, it was how long they did it. The teachers couldn't get them to stop! Finally they seem to fingure out that if they don't shut up then "The Reniea' " can't sing, so she begins BELTING out this song to a piano. She was very good, though very loud. So she finishes and the crowed erupts, again. I turn to Jon and say WE CAN SO BEAT THEM. you see we had a secret weapon! SIGNS!!! Catie comes up, sings a very pretty number, she is also quit good, i cheered, a 7th grader who refused to smile came up, good but depressing. And then JOEY!!! We knew he was next we all sit up, and move to the edge of our seats, ready to grab out signs, Kristi goes up to the mike and even before she can say anything, we strike. Now the "Joey" section is UP, SCREAMING, WAVING SIGNS, oh it was joyius. I am in the front row, sereously you can't get closer then me, and I'm jumping up and down screaming my lungs out, and this is before he comes on! We, I am pround to say, got quit a LOT faster then the Renia' section did. and the Vanilla Ice music starts. We still can't see Joey, nor have we seen him, and then he makes his intrence. He runs out onto stage, with his hat backwards, baggy pants, and starts to rap. However not only did he rapp, he danced. *not to bad for a white guy* and he is making us all laugh. and I'm cheering and he then he stops and we all freeze. He looks like he for got the words, then he goes "Theres a cuzz word there" we all laugh and he goes on. Singing, dancing, the whole 9 yards.When he finishies doing the moon walk off the stage WE ALL GO CRAZY!! Anyone who didn't know the glory of Joey now does! the INTIRE autitorium is the Joey section now. Joey runs back on stage and bows! Kristi and Leontae' go back to MC the poor sucker who has to go after him, but it was over. Joey was clearly the crowds favorite. He was not to win, as a defalt *apparntly Renia' went door to door* but he was now a Middle School Legened
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
intellectial convo with Kristi
Kristi Jo 09: hey toast
softbalchick181: hey ugine
softbalchick181: Ungine
Kristi Jo 09: EUGENE
Kristi Jo 09: lo
softbalchick181: well honostly there should be a U in Eugene
softbalchick181: it only makes sense
softbalchick181: if u think about it
Kristi Jo 09: there is
Kristi Jo 09: right before "g" and right fater 'e'
softbalchick181: i mean in the begining
softbalchick181: It is U geen about all
softbalchick181: not E-gene
Kristi Jo 09: lol
softbalchick181: its true
softbalchick181: It's just wrong the way it is
Kristi Jo 09: its funny
softbalchick181: no its inmoral
Kristi Jo 09: lolo
softbalchick181: absolutly unethical
softbalchick181: and enigma if you will
softbalchick181: I just can't have it
Kristi Jo 09: lol
softbalchick181: from now on it shall be UGINE!!!
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
HUNGERY
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO COOK CHICKEN? NOT LONG SO WHY HAVN"T I HAD DINER!!!!!
SO SOSOSOSOSOSOS HUNGERY
Monday, September 20, 2004
Meet Virginia (no not really just a werid song)
If you catch her stealin, she won’t confess
She’s beautiful
She smokes a pack a day, oh wait, that’s me but anyway
She doesn’t care a thing about that, hey,
She thinks I’m beautiful
Meet virginia
She never compromises, loves babies and surprises
Wears hi-heels when she exercises
Ain’t that beautiful
Meet virginia
Well she wants to be the queen
Then she thinks about her scene
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don’t really wanna be the queen
Her daddy wrestles alligators, mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator for the president
Well here she is again on the phone
Just like me hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home, and rip on the president
Meet virginia
Well she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don’t really wanna live this life
She only drinks coffee at midnight, when the moment is not
Right, her timing is quite-unusual
You see her confidence is tragic, but her intuition magic
And the shape of her body - unusual
Meet virginia-i can’t wait to
Meet virginia-yea
Chorus I & 2
"Innocent"
Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous
Spends his time alone
In the basement
With Lennon and Cobain
A guitar and a stereo
While he wishes he
Could escape this
It all seems so contagious
Not to be yourself and faceless
In a song that has no soul
[Chirus:]
I remember feeling low
I remember losing hope
I remember all the feelings
And the day they stopped
We are,
We are all innocent, we are all innocent
We are, we are, we are
We are all innocent, we are all innocent
We are, we are
Oh, Tina’s losing faith in what she knows
Hates her music
Hates all of her clothes
Thinks of surgery
And a new nose
Every calorie is a war
While she wishes she
Was a dancer
And that she'd never
Heard of cancer
She wishes God would give her
Some answers
And make her feel beautiful
[Chorus]
One day
You'll have to let it go,
Oh
One day
You'll stand up on your own, you'll stand up on your own
Yeah
Remember losing hope,
Remember feeling low,
Remember all the feelings and the day they stopped
We are,
We are all innocent, we are all innocent
We are, we are, we are,
We are all innocent, we are all innocent
We are, we are
We are,
We are all innocent
(One day, you'll have to let it go, you'll have to let it go)
We are all innocent
We are, we are, we are,
We are all innocent, we are all innocent
We are, we are
We are,
We are all innocent
(One day, you'll stand up on your own, stand up on your own)
We are all innocent
We are, we are, we are,
We are all innocent, we are all innocent
We are, we are
We are... we are all innocent...
Saturday, September 18, 2004
Pictures from Hell
Flash!
"Yeah, my last name is Mills 2! Are you from Kentucky?"
"No" This wasn't the intire truth, (we really had no idea were we were from, Dad allways just said we were muel theifs from Alabama, but something tells me he's making that up)
FLASH
"Okay now everyone say MOMS ALLWAYS RIGHT" Mom was the only one who responded. And then he went for my hair *again*
"Just let me get it out of your eyes."
"Whatever"
"Are you Harry?" Whats this? My dad speeking? I looked out the windo to make sure there wern't gigant bolders flying in destorying the earth, nope false allarm.
"No, I'm Walter."
"Then why does your camra say Owen?"
FLASH
"I'm just luckey i get to use it, your bangs are on ur face again Genny"
"HOn
Friday, September 17, 2004
Perverts, Church Photos, and Panic Attacks
He he he, okay now thats out of my system I'd like to tell you all a little story. This is a story about a girl, her insaine father, a pervert who is introsted in geology, and Itain Food. Well it all started one Sunny Day in September....
"Hony we have pictures for the church today" Said my lovly mother to me as a I sat watching T.V
"K when?"
"10min"
And so began the mad rush to look somewhat presentable for the pictures I forgot about. When we arrived these 2 old ladies were doing the regestration thing were u sign up for ur pics and all, and they asked for my name So i told them Virginia,
"Ginny?" Asked the Photographer who was having to help the old people do EVERYTHING!
"NO!" Screamed my Dad
"I bet thats what all of her boy friends call her." Bad idea, really bad idea
"UR DON MILLS?!" 2 striks for the dumb Picture guy
"uh yeah, is there a warrent out for my arrest or something" This was very unlike my father, (apparntly he wasn't in the best of moods)
"Uh, no?" Oh my this poor man was confused easely "Are you from Kentucky?"
"No" Yeah not the best of moods my butt
"Okay Ginny lets go with you Mommy and Daddy in to the room?" Oh my, strik 3
"Now You stand behind mom like this, and u sit here put your head down, now look at me, NO don't turn ur head just look!" these camra people are very bossy
"Okay now Virginia you have a piece of hair on ur face"
"I like it there"
"I bet all the boys like your temper" Why must we allways get anoying people? Am I a magnet for them? You can tell me it won't hurt my feelings.
"Yeah whatever" I was reciving bad vibes off my father, I was sligtley worried for the mans safty.
FLASH "The reason I asked about your name was because I"m doing Geneology!" "WERE FROM KENTUCKY" Good for you
TBC (I have to go to dinner)
Thursday, September 16, 2004
Expcert from convo with Kristi
Kristi Jo 09: chahola
softbalchick181: yeah
softbalchick181: toast here
softbalchick181: i'm currently out explaroing the grass
softbalchick181: please leave a message and i might get to u in anouther life
Kristi Jo 09: HAHAH!
Kristi Jo 09: which one?
Kristi Jo 09: HAHAHAH! OH MY GAH!
softbalchick181: wait arn't u supposed to be at the football game
Kristi Jo 09: ur great
softbalchick181: the one were i'm a squirrel
Kristi Jo 09: yea. . . I put that cause I didnt knoe what time it wasd/ what time i was leaving my mamaw's
Kristi Jo 09: HAAH! Id figured ud be toast
softbalchick181: well u asked wich one i would get back to u in
softbalchick181: now i can't use the phone when I'm in a toster can i
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
The'll be coming....
Oud to School
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Siblings, nakid men, hot guys, and can food drives
Well, my supposed brother called just about 10mins ageo seems he's going to drop by for a little chit chat diner thing with the family. ALL THE FAMILY, I'm talking 10 + distant family members inwich I must act polite and kind. And we all know how polite and kinda I am *twisted smile* Any hoo the reason I'm taking the time to say this is because he called from a cell phone in the middle of Wyoming or Ohio or some place on a cell phone. We all know how frustrating cell phones can be when u can barly hear the person on the other end. My wonderful *sarcasim* father seems to think it goes both ways so he YELLS into the phone really really really loud i think the nieghbors heard. *sigh* Okay so the rest of the subject line, what do u ask do all of these have in commen? I'll tell you, HIGH THEROPY PRICES, because i'm sure as hell gona need it. I shall explane further, Ah the can drive, such a wonderful way to get food for the needey and a great way to get out in the community! (not) more like people not coming to the door or just slammin it in your face. So my youth group is there collecting food, we go door to door saying we need caned food, surprisingly this is very difficult for some people to grasp. 1 particuler gentelmen gave us used soap. Other then that the thing was going okay other then the fact we were running a bit behind so we decided to split up. My 2 fellow comrads spotted a lady getting in to her car and hurried to hit her up for a donation. I not wanting to intrude rang the door bell of a house with a pick up in the drive way. Okay now heres were the emotional trama starts. Someone opens the door and I freeze. This is about my 20house so what would make me freez? A LARGE 80 YEAR OLD NAKID MAN WITH A TWITCH would. oh my oh my how i staired I never knew your body could go so horribly wrong in so many directions! and what do i do? I TELL HIM MY NAME, and you know what He didn't even give me any cans he just twicted and say hell get in touch! So while other groups are getting awards for most collect soup prodects I get the straigest man to open the door prize. I also had 2 chineese people and a girl in her underwear, while my lovely friends got a hot 18 year old. Wonderful Just wonderful.
Thursday, September 9, 2004
How Toast came to be part 3
As soon as Kansas walked in to the room she realized something was terribly wrong.
Her mother was on the phone with an _expression of disbelief.
"Oh, she did what! Yes I see, my husband? I think he is ok… SHE SAID WHAT!!! Im so sorry thank you for calling good bye." She slammed the phone down. She had a look of utter disbebelife.
"That was your therapist on the phone. Now imagine my surprise when he tells me he is very sorry about my husband." She is staring right at Kansas.
She decided to go with the innocent act and say "That was nice of him to call."
"Your father is in Clevland, not dead and that is not what he called about." She was getting angry.
All Kansas could do was gulp. "Why exactly did he call, Mom?" she tried to be brave but it just wasn’t working.
"Young lady as of tomorrow you will be attending anger management!" she looked a little to happy as her daughter fainted before her very eyes.
As she walked into the room she was immediately drawn to the fact that she was by far the only one under 20.
*This is going to be a long night* she sighed
She took her seat next to a pretty women in her early 20’s. She look nice and smiled at her when she sat down.
"Hi, I’m Deb." Said the women
*oh boy, is she going to talk to me all night?* Kansas wasen’t exactially the social type.
"I’m Kan.. Toast."
The women looked a little shocked but didn’t seam to mind as the session got under way.
The man who running it was also in his early 20’s. He was survaying the room but seemed to stop when he got to Deb. He smiled at her and then continued. Toast could tell she did not like this man.
"We are all here for different reasons but I hope we can all accomplish are goals tonight." He reminded her of a snake with little beady eyes.
"Now I want each one of you to stand up and tell us why you are here." He gestured to Toast telling her to get up.
At first she didn’t move. All she did was take a lollypop out of her pocket and stick it in her mouth. Then slowly she got up.
"I’m here…" she started
"Tell us your name." Said snake eyes still looking at Deb
"My name is Toast I am here because I threatened to kill a group of gang members with my bare hands while standing on top of my therapist desk." She then sat down and smacked her lollypop loudly in her mouth.
Snake eyes briefly looked at her a blank __expression in his face before returning to star at Deb’s chest.>
The next thing he did was ask what every one in the room was afriad of. One lady stood up and pointed to Toast.
"I scared of her!" she said
All Toast did was blow a bubble with the gum at the center of the blow pop.
Snake eyes now stood up and said "Every one this pool ball you see in my hand will represent are anger. We are going to go around the room and every one is going to channel there anger in to the ball we then will barry are anger in the ground."
When it came to Kansas she let it all go.
"I’m angry at Dad’s that abuse there wives and children. Mad that the all the government makes such a big deal about education but that is the first thing that gets cut when they need more money. I am mad at your for staring at Deb like that all night. And I am mad at Dr. Bob for making me come to this hell whole." She looked over as snake eyes just to find out he didn’t hear a word that she just said.
He was to busy looking at Deb’s chest. Kansas handed Deb the pool ball and said "Release your anger"
Deb smiled knowingly and slammed the pool ball into snake eyes coco puffs if you know what I mean.
"How was therapy honey?" asked her mother once again.
"Great I really made friends with the instructor." She then walked off into her room and fell asleep thinking about things to do to Dr. Bob.
FIN
Okay now I'm expecting you to say SOMETHING a bout this it's ony the begining i have about oh 30TYPED pages of the adventures of Toast and Krispen in prep school still to come! * I can tell your all so excited!*
How Toast came to be part 2
"So how did it go today Kansas" Asked the girl’s, I mean Kansas’s mother.
In one last desperate attempt Kansas tried to get out of Theropy.
"Fine if you don’t count the fact the man is a cult leader. Mom he tried to slit my wrists!" She gave her mother her best "puppy dog eyes" look.
"Stop saying things like that! That sense of humor you have is unbelievably rude! It’s your own fault you have to go." The women stated not looking the least bit sorry.
"Funny seams to me you’re the reasonI have to go to that ugly little man!" With this Kansas ran into her room and slamed the door
Oddly enough all her mother had to say to this was, "You c I knew he wasent a cult leader." And she went back to her household chores.
At "Dr. BOB’s"
"Now last time we meat you told me your nickname was, Toast?" Dr. Bob questioned
"Yes I did." She stated. She was in no mood to corporate with him today.
He could tell she wasn’t going to make this easy."Where, er, did u come up with this unusual nickname?" He slightly wondered what this girl would say to this.
"My dealer gave it to me." Now of coarse the girl didn’t have a dealer but she was going to make Dr. Bob squirm.
How did I know it? Dr. Bob thought to him self. Finally I can get this syco girl off my hands and in jail where she belonges.
"Your, um, dealer?" He verified just in case this was another scame.
"Yes, my toast dealer." She smiled
"Toast?" No! not another trick, or was it?
"Yes my father got me hooked on Toast when I was young. It is a sensitive subject I don’t like to talk about it." This was going to be so much fun!
Maybe this girl does have some essuse with her father, thought Dr. Bob. Finally he could put his degree to good work.
"Tell me about your fater."
"Well he was the greatest dad you could ever have, that is Intel…" She purposely put an emphases on WAS.
"Intel what?" He was getting interested Intel his "gang" brutally shot him before my eyes. He died in my arms. I saw his body fall to the ground in a mess of blood. I couldn’t seen the murderer because my eyes were so full or tears. *sniff * BUT I SWEAR I WILL KILL THEM ALL. IF IT TAKES ME TELL THE DAY I DIE." Now if he thought what she was doing now was extreme what she did next was just plane insane.
She stood up on his, neatly organized desk and said or rather yelled
"I will get the family honor back Dad, if it is the last thing I do. I will strangle every last one of them with my bare hands just to make sure they are dead." She then laughed evilly. Now just do get things straight her dad is an insurance banker, is not dead, and lives in
For at least 10min he just sat there before realizing this girl needed help that he alone could not giver her. He picked up his phone and dialed a number.
"Hello is this the number for anger management?" he nodded his head and smiled.
How toast came to be
"So…" The neatly groomed yet highly annoyed man said. He was not quit old but certainly not young. This much she could get from his graying dark black hair. He was showing his impatience by tapping his pencil on his very organized desk. He was also wearing the stupidest glasses she had ever seen.
She was a girl about 13, medium built with blond hair pulled back in to a ponytail. Her shirt reading "Make the stupid people shut up!" By the look on her face you could tell she was not happy to be here. She was in one of those chairs where no matter what position you are uncomfortable. She was slowly surveying the man trying to decided the best approach.
Her mother had sent her to "Dr. Bob" that is what she is calling him, after they had another one of there "fights". To her the fight wasn’t anything different the normal schedule. To her mother it was the last straw. Her daughters arrogance, stubbornness, and sense of dry humor, needed to stop. Unfortiuatly those are three qualities her daughter highly valued. Of corse that is the reason she now sat in this highly uncomfortable chair about to kill this guy for tapping his pencil. This was a living hell, or maybe…
"Okay so lets get 2 know each other better. Name 1 quality you like about yourself."
*He is makin this soooo easy* she thought to her self
"I value my angest." She stated rather smugley
He looked slightley taken about from this but recovered quickley.
" Lets work on reliesing some of that anger, shall we?" He asked he was secretley hoping he could get this done and go home early.
* Oh no, your not getting out that easy* she smiled as a thought crossed her mind
"No, we shall not" stated the girl.
"And why may I ask" Asked the man questionably
"Of corse you may ask. The reason being is the last time I tried to release my anger earl showed up." A slight smile came to her face.
"Earl?" he asked confused
"Yes Earl, I had so much anger that when I reliesed it took form. So u c I just had to name it." this is to easy she thought
He just stared.
Therapists point of view.
* Okay, well what do I say 2 that? Maybe I can findout something about her from a nickname.*
"Do u have a nickname" he asked.
"Toast" She said and then she smiled
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Wednesday, September 8, 2004
Updating for Kristi who thinks i make fun of her though i don't and this is a really longg subject l
was sdf what does cherry sprit, bees, apples, lunch time, suage back up, kristi, and the wonderful out doors have in commen? DISASTER yep thats what i said, don't know how to spell it, not gona worry about that. It was the most mimrobule school lunches i've had in a long long time! It all started when something happened in the caffiteria so we had to eat outside. Kristi brought sprite and it fizzed up when she opened it up, getting it ALL over her, sereously it was BAD, B, A, D bad you get the picture. well there jus happend to be bees at this particular lunch, bees seem to like sprite, a lot. Kristi dosn't seem to know much about bees and seems to think that waving her arms about and screaming will help, perhaps. . . Anyhoo i'm laoughing my head off watching her run around and around mostly hiding behind people as the bees fallowerd her, (got to give probs to the bees for stickin with it) So she's basicley a running, yelling, suger stick, and she just happens to be holding an apple, and I LOVE apples, so she stops, has an moment of geniuse, i really kinda wonder what was going threw her mind actually. . . and decides its the apple the bees want, THE APPLE, here is the human suger hive and she thinks its the apple. I at this time am about 4yards in front of her (thats 12ft. for you all who don't know) and she lunges the apple right at me with a sherk that could rivel Xena. I at this time drop down Laoughing trying my best not to pee my paints, then laughing more, as Kristi relizes that perhaphs is wasn't the apple at all so she resumes her running, screaming and waving of her arms. Ah so so so funny. Also Jon and Jimi were playing with there lunch boxes and throwing htem places so i tried to be cool and thow it at the tree, missing , hitting the building, hard. Well that gave them a good laugh, yep I'll be hearing about that for the rest of my public school carier.
Sunday, September 5, 2004
Something has defentley blown up
Something has deffently blown up in my room. I all most broke my leg last time i went in there. I'm just to dam lasy to fix it up. Bummer. Allthough I did seem to find more pairs of shoes. I called Kristi's house but she wasn't home. I'm so bored I'm writing this odd little bonuse chappie in the story. Very very odd. Be afraid very afraid.