Thursday, September 9, 2004

How Toast came to be part 2

"So how did it go today Kansas" Asked the girl’s, I mean Kansas’s mother.

In one last desperate attempt Kansas tried to get out of Theropy.

"Fine if you don’t count the fact the man is a cult leader. Mom he tried to slit my wrists!" She gave her mother her best "puppy dog eyes" look.

"Stop saying things like that! That sense of humor you have is unbelievably rude! It’s your own fault you have to go." The women stated not looking the least bit sorry.

"Funny seams to me you’re the reasonI have to go to that ugly little man!" With this Kansas ran into her room and slamed the door

Oddly enough all her mother had to say to this was, "You c I knew he wasent a cult leader." And she went back to her household chores.

                                                 At "Dr. BOB’s"

"Now last time we meat you told me your nickname was, Toast?" Dr. Bob questioned

"Yes I did." She stated. She was in no mood to corporate with him today.

He could tell she wasn’t going to make this easy."Where, er, did u come up with this unusual nickname?" He slightly wondered what this girl would say to this.

"My dealer gave it to me." Now of coarse the girl didn’t have a dealer but she was going to make Dr. Bob squirm.

How did I know it? Dr. Bob thought to him self. Finally I can get this syco girl off my hands and in jail where she belonges.

"Your, um, dealer?" He verified just in case this was another scame.

"Yes, my toast dealer." She smiled

"Toast?" No! not another trick, or was it?

"Yes my father got me hooked on Toast when I was young. It is a sensitive subject I don’t like to talk about it." This was going to be so much fun!

Maybe this girl does have some essuse with her father, thought Dr. Bob. Finally he could put his degree to good work.

"Tell me about your fater."

"Well he was the greatest dad you could ever have, that is Intel…" She purposely put an emphases on WAS.

"Intel what?" He was getting interested Intel his "gang" brutally shot him before my eyes. He died in my arms. I saw his body fall to the ground in a mess of blood. I couldn’t seen the murderer because my eyes were so full or tears. *sniff * BUT I SWEAR I WILL KILL THEM ALL. IF IT TAKES ME TELL THE DAY I DIE." Now if he thought what she was doing now was extreme what she did next was just plane insane.

She stood up on his, neatly organized desk and said or rather yelled

"I will get the family honor back Dad, if it is the last thing I do. I will strangle every last one of them with my bare hands just to make sure they are dead." She then laughed evilly. Now just do get things straight her dad is an insurance banker, is not dead, and lives in Cleveland And with this she got off of the desk and in a very calm collected voice said. See you next week Dr. Bob." And strolled out of his office.

For at least 10min he just sat there before realizing this girl needed help that he alone could not giver her. He picked up his phone and dialed a number.

"Hello is this the number for anger management?" he nodded his head and smiled.

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