He he he, okay now thats out of my system I'd like to tell you all a little story. This is a story about a girl, her insaine father, a pervert who is introsted in geology, and Itain Food. Well it all started one Sunny Day in September....
"Hony we have pictures for the church today" Said my lovly mother to me as a I sat watching T.V
"K when?"
"10min"
And so began the mad rush to look somewhat presentable for the pictures I forgot about. When we arrived these 2 old ladies were doing the regestration thing were u sign up for ur pics and all, and they asked for my name So i told them Virginia,
"Ginny?" Asked the Photographer who was having to help the old people do EVERYTHING!
"NO!" Screamed my Dad
"I bet thats what all of her boy friends call her." Bad idea, really bad idea
"UR DON MILLS?!" 2 striks for the dumb Picture guy
"uh yeah, is there a warrent out for my arrest or something" This was very unlike my father, (apparntly he wasn't in the best of moods)
"Uh, no?" Oh my this poor man was confused easely "Are you from Kentucky?"
"No" Yeah not the best of moods my butt
"Okay Ginny lets go with you Mommy and Daddy in to the room?" Oh my, strik 3
"Now You stand behind mom like this, and u sit here put your head down, now look at me, NO don't turn ur head just look!" these camra people are very bossy
"Okay now Virginia you have a piece of hair on ur face"
"I like it there"
"I bet all the boys like your temper" Why must we allways get anoying people? Am I a magnet for them? You can tell me it won't hurt my feelings.
"Yeah whatever" I was reciving bad vibes off my father, I was sligtley worried for the mans safty.
FLASH "The reason I asked about your name was because I"m doing Geneology!" "WERE FROM KENTUCKY" Good for you
TBC (I have to go to dinner)
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