Siblings, nakid men, hot guys, and can food drives

Well, my supposed brother called just about 10mins ageo seems he's going to drop by for a little chit chat diner thing with the family. ALL THE FAMILY, I'm talking 10 + distant family members inwich I must act polite and kind. And we all know how polite and kinda I am *twisted smile* Any hoo the reason I'm taking the time to say this is because he called from a cell phone in the middle of Wyoming or Ohio or some place on a cell phone. We all know how frustrating cell phones can be when u can barly hear the person on the other end. My wonderful *sarcasim* father seems to think it goes both ways so he YELLS into the phone really really really loud i think the nieghbors heard. *sigh* Okay so the rest of the subject line, what do u ask do all of these have in commen? I'll tell you, HIGH THEROPY PRICES, because i'm sure as hell gona need it. I shall explane further, Ah the can drive, such a wonderful way to get food for the needey and a great way to get out in the community! (not) more like people not coming to the door or just slammin it in your face. So my youth group is there collecting food, we go door to door saying we need caned food, surprisingly this is very difficult for some people to grasp. 1 particuler gentelmen gave us used soap. Other then that the thing was going okay other then the fact we were running a bit behind so we decided to split up. My 2 fellow comrads spotted a lady getting in to her car and hurried to hit her up for a donation. I not wanting to intrude rang the door bell of a house with a pick up in the drive way. Okay now heres were the emotional trama starts. Someone opens the door and I freeze. This is about my 20house so what would make me freez? A LARGE 80 YEAR OLD NAKID MAN WITH A TWITCH would. oh my oh my how i staired I never knew your body could go so horribly wrong in so many directions! and what do i do? I TELL HIM MY NAME, and you know what He didn't even give me any cans he just twicted and say hell get in touch! So while other groups are getting awards for most collect soup prodects I get the straigest man to open the door prize. I also had 2 chineese people and a girl in her underwear, while my lovely friends got a hot 18 year old. Wonderful Just wonderful.