Possibly the most intertaing lunch of well...........ever

Seems the teachers feel we should have no decision on where to sit during luch, Suits me just fine, saves on the drama factor. Seems people also think we should eat carrots. Good for eye sight, good for throwing. Seeing as Kristi wanted to talk to me she decided to throw a carrot insted of yelling to get my attechion. I engro this particular carrot only to be hit again by another. This time the culpret is Steeve. I also do my best not to retalliate. Then anothers comes awfly close to my head so I thow it back at Steeve. To bad it was Kristi that threw it. My bad. Apparently Jared who was sitting across from Kristi thinks it looks fun so he trys his hand at it. Only, even though he is only two feet from me, he misses and hits Jon. So FINALLY I have someone on MY side. By this point Kristi is rashioning everyones carrots, prepairing for battle. A few more testing shots are trown, one hitting Beonc'as chillie, getting her white shirt dirty (she didn't notice) Kristi is now armed with 40 + carrots, this is not good. I go from table to table getting carrots. Seems teenagers don't eat their veggies. As I'm walking back I put all of these carrots on Jon's try. So now Kristi has 40+ and mine and Jon's combind carrot count is well over 50. Often in battle something interfears that was not supposed to interfear. That is why its called interfearing. Anyhoo, Mrs. Smith, just happends to mozy on by, and notices a passing carrot, well passing by her head. To say this gets her attenchion would be an under staitment "She's written up and you young man I didn't see you do anything but take your try up right now!" Now we did manage to get sereous for a few moments to look truly frightened. Kristi is trying to hide her carrots with a napkin, (not the best choice) I'm trying to figure out if she knows Kristi's name to write her up..... And I'm pretty sure Jon's wondering how on earth do he gets himself caught up in these things? Most likly it is because he talks to us. After relising in the sadness of our food fight being over Derek and Jon somehow manage to get in a tug-o-war, with Jon's poor lunch box. There is allways a casulty in war. I only hope the poor lunch box wil survive. Duck Tape can fix anything, even a wripped in half lunch box, right?