The fallowing is just a little something I wrote on the back of the pamflet during the sermon, or whatever its called, you'll understand what I"m talking about later. Just to let u know this is the second time I have written this.
Minister sounds like he is trying to seduce you *isn't wokring* The guest singer was a minx between Pee-Wee Hermen and a jelly bean. They redid the entire flippen bulletin. Apparently sermon wasn't good enough so now its "The Communion Meditation" All I know about "The Ommunion Meditation" is that I'm supposed to be listening to it.
I look behind me and notice Paul is reading a magazeen, most likly Sports Illistrated. Mom got me up a full 10mins before we had to leave. Isn't she considerit?
Oh my he's using symbolisem, or metaphores.... All I know is he's talking about trees. He should get an award fo somekind. If he can preach about how evil money is how he hates it, then fire dedicated people because of "budget problems" I suppose he thinks it's best but I have a rather large desire to tell him how much I dislike him....
Now he is telling us that all chirldren are selfish because of iPods. Now I don't really want an iPod for Christmas, wouldn't mind one... What I really want might surpires him. (A.N He'd be so surprised he'd have a heart attack... Please continue)
Now I am greatly confused.... says that you can have verbel bling-bling, yes he actually said blingbling. I think he is saying that descriptive adjivtives are bad...says there blingbling.... Not really fallowing. To busy thinking about "The communion Meditation" Oh my he's wrapping it up. (I hope) So I think the moral of "The Communion Meditation" is Blin-Blinb bad, descriptive adjitives questionable, allways look for the tree growing out of a stump, and allways find that twinkle in God's eyes. You see I do pay attenchion.
So thats what I do in church, absolutly nothing. I went to the lovly little town meeting after words, so many people I had to stand in back. Though it was totally worth it when people began getting mad and putting the minister on the spot. When it was over I couldn't find mom, however the youth director found me. Mom so owed me money. "Why havn't you been in youth?" "Prior engagments" You see I tried to be nice.... I really did "Yeah right why not?" What is that supposed to mean? Am I incapable of a Socail life? "Well to night I'm going to a friends youth group.." I said tha last part a bit under my breath. By this time the youth meeting had started but she was mad. "CAROL DID U HEAR THAT?" Great just what I want! To create a large unpleasent scean in which I tell to nice laties how much I despise there daoughters. "Virginia is going to a FRIENDS youth gourp" "Why don't u ever bring a friend to ours?" "I don't want them to see it..." That was really under my breath. "What?" "I DON"T LIKE OUR YOUTH GROUP!" I thought she was going to cry, this is why you should NEVER sit in the front row at a meeting and tell the truth. "Why didn't you talk to Carol about it" cuz I can't stand the women..... "Its no biggy" Then I saw mom in the dorrway and ran for it. Yep I got out of the meeting smack dab in the middle of it. Mom even admitted she owed me 10$. Its true I AM going to Lara's youth group. Excited and incredible nervose about that. Hey its only 1night right?
right?
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