The person behind all the strips.

So perhaps your wondering why I took such a disliked to our stirped friend? I don't really know.....Truth be told he's been a preety cool guy, talks nicely, acts intersted in our well being, you know the type. Its the type you gotta watch out for. I shouldn't say stuff like this because its all most lilky dumb but I don't like him. Something about the strips most likly.

Exibit A. Step ups. Laura and I were told to step up, we did so an were promptly told to step down. Now wiat a second! Theres no "down" in the directions so why should we listen to oh Stiped One? Laura informed him of her fear of heights while I explaned it wasn't in the directions and I didn't wnt to brake the rules. He replied it was okay and to step down. I was told not to listen to strangers, I do not know O Stirpend Moron and promptly informed him. I was threatened with getting dressed. Where the threat in that? Then he made EVERYONE get dressed. Oh yeah, not a good thing.

I'm only prepairing him for less kind future students of his. And to tell you the truth, I don't think he's ready.

Exibit B. We were told to find out the results of the Illionis, Iowa game for points. I forogt seeing as I had a few more things going on at the moment. Justa few. *NJHS, SO, Drama, A team, BBALL, Homework* But we went with Illionis. We had to write it on paper so  I said "How are you today? How are your strips?" He cmae up and asked if that was 8th grade lingo, Kassie goes "No its far beyond 8th grade, my little sis taought it to me."

He belived us. No certenly not ready.