I've had the bestest day of my life yo's! Well...no. Not really. Nevermind. I lied. Again. *Yay for short sentices!*
Right so now that we've astablished that I'm a chronic lier *A darn good one mind you!* On to my wonderful day. A day of sunshine, a day of beautiful family time, a day of friends and activites! Wow folks, thats 4 lies in a row! I'm on a roll tonight!
But heres the sad reality which I've said before and I shall say it again, is over rated. What I did with my day is as fallows.
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Thats right. Nothing. Well....nothing of any importance. Well...It's important if your a teacher and want to brain wash half the teenage population *the other half is being smart and is just out doing drugs, not spanish...* Wait...NO! Drugs=BAD, I'm not condoing them!!!!!!!!!! But oh how I hate spanish....... I'm sorry, seems I'm having trouble keeping a consecutive thought. Lets try again, this time with emotion!
Yarg. Yep, that about sums it up. I went to church, agrued with my mom, went to lunch, agrued with my mom, came home, did Algebra for like EVER! Argued with my grandfather because mom was upstares and it would have been rude to yell. Heres the exciting part, I'm trying to learn spanish! Yay! *bangs head against table*
Why am I actually puting forth effort in this subject of evil? (I apoligize if your spanish and I offend you......but come on, your laungauge sucks) (thats not what I ment to say...oh well) Well, its a story that goes a little something like this.
Twas a sucky morning about a forenight ageo. It had raind that morning which has nothing to do with this story but I read too many Sherlock Holmes books and I feel complled to tell you. Ahem, anyhoo, I was mad that morning for reasons I shant disclose to the public for the main fact I can't remember them....But mad I was as I sat in my anyoing seat in second period that is far away from and intelegent people to copy off of! Now what is impressive here is not so much the fact that I was mouthing off, because this mood had made me unusually timid, but the fact that Laura was doing so made my heat scream in glee. This confused McIver as we soon found our selves in the hall way prepairing for battle.
The verbel abuse..I mean "Conversation" goes as fallows. McIver shall be known as Senoreta Death, or SD for short, Laura shall be known as Mis-Get-Us-outo-class, and I shall be known as Virginia, liberator of all stuends in Spanish....Or you know...we can just use our real names.
McIver "I know where all tired but I've been here far more then you have, I arrived at 7 and didn't leave until after the 7th grade basketball game so really I'm here more then you and you have no right to be such a mean and ugly person!" First of all, I had in fact spent more time there then she had, as I stayed until after the 8th grade game and had a student council thing that morning. Second: I don't know why she seems to think she's only talking to one person, two of us are out there.
Me "I know you've been here a lot but really my amount of time at school has nothing to do with the issues I have in your class"
Laura "Yeah your just frustrating when your refuse to help us then make us feel stupid"
McIver "I don't know what do do for you anymore! Believe it or not Teachers don't allways teach! Its up to the student....." Oh no...this will not do at all.
Me "Believe it or not Mrs. McIver I have relized that some teachers don't teach, however your just making excuses on how its our fault that you can't help us."
*Oh heres the good part*
"I teach everything 3 ways! Verbel, book, and in class *thats only two...* You know what the differnce between you girls and the rest of the class is? They relize the've been doing the same thing for 3months!"
Me "EXACTIALLY! Every day the stuff looks new to me becacuse I'm not retaining anyhting I happen to learn in class!"
McIver "I don't know why your diong that. You must not be trying very hard. There are some people who learn Englihs, some who learn Algebra, very few can do both. I have some students you get it and some who do not, however the majority do understand whats going on. Infact EVERYONE but you two knows whats going on in class.." She was cut off by Ralph.
Ralph "Can I get a drink of water?" McIer "How do you say that in Espanol?" Ralph "I don't know..."
Lets just say I burst into an uncontroable fit of laughter. Laura did also. I later learned he had been standing by the door listening in and was just waiting for such an opratunity.
McIver "When I was in collage I took Algebra and dI didn't understand it! I got a tutor and we spent 30 hrs going over it a week! I had a part time job AND collage PLUSE the tutoring! I STIL GOT A D IN THE CLASS!" Shes crying by the way "I NEVER GAVE UP!"
Me "Look, I'm sorry about your D in Algbra *why is she taking Algebra in collage....?* But I hardly see how that has anything to do with my spanish grade...You see I'm quite good in English and I get alonge okay in Algebra..."
McIver "If you can't see the connection I'm not going to make it for you! Look, once again I don't knwo what to do for you." Well..actually I did see some twisted horrible connection...but I wasn't about to tell her that.
And then she got that look in her eye. The look that only means I'm about to be in a lot of physical/and or emotional agony.
McIver "I know! There are LOTS of guys at the high school who I'm SURE would be willing to come in during your class, take you out in front of EVERYONE one, to tutuor you! Of coarse...If you get your act together I won't have to do that...Other wise I'm making the call."
Thus is the story of how I got out of half an hour of spanish and manged to find my self in a perdicament. *COOL WORD!* You see, if I do not get a good grade on this test tommorow then I will end up having a tutor who will take me away from eveyone and they will mock me. Or not...
Who knows, I'll either get some geeky guy who I can't stand or some hott senor who makes me uncomfortable with my body size. *sigh* Lets just hope I pass this darn test!
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