Today was well spent. Mostly...some of the time....well, okay, I pretty much wasted it. But I enjoyed it while doing so!
Kristi has a new pet...its name is Lucy...and its a dinasore. Yes, a plastic T-Rex that she just had to bring to school. And torment people with....As she walked through the halls she'd run up to randome people, stick it in their face and go "RAWR!"
*I inturpt this antedote to inform you my mother has just made a guest appearence to insult my shorts. Thank you, that is all*
Needless to say, by the middle of first period the petting of Lucy was getting tiresome. Kassiee somes up to me and goes "Whats a good thing to put on a ransome note?"
Could it be she has taken this curesed Lucy? She winks.
"12 indivudly wraped oreos, and orange soda, that while it will make her think I took it and it will throw her off the trail" She agreed becuase lets face it, my plans rock.
And it did, P.E comes around and Kristi is positive I took the stupid thing. I just wink and clame I don't have it. Of course I'm not as convincing as I could of been because I want her to think I do...its all very complex.
Snyder even thought I had it. That was pretty cool...and then, it happend.
I don't know what got into the poor child, but we were standing around, and I, in my very big P.E uniform, was standing in front of Kristi. She screams "GIVE ME LUCY!" and proceeds to depants me.
Now you really couldn't see anything because my shirt is freakishly large, however in less then a second I've got my shorts up and I'm yelling.
I"m looking for Snyder to tell him to write her up, now I"m not really mad, but I really hate the concept of loosing your shorts...When I notice Snyder stairing at me.
He had seen the whole thing, and I with out my shorts.
That was probably the only thing that bugged me. No one else saw, none of the guys or anything, just Kasey Kristi Laura and Kassee. But hte prospect of my MALE p.e TEACHER, seeing me WITHOUT shorts dosn't make me feel very good.
Snyder gets out of his shock and while I'm yelling "WRITE HER UP!" He mouths "I AM!"
I'm laughing, and Kasey is trying to get anyone who will pay attenchion to pay attenchion, and a few people wern't sure if it was funny or just mean. I, being in the last catagory.
I was NEVER mad at Kristi, I actually thought it was funny..*other then Snyder* but then she starts yelling at me...saying I should of never clamed to have the dinasore....Then she was somewhat mad for a while that she was going to get in big trouble.
I didn't want her to get in a LOT of trouble, but I'm not going to apoligize for something I have no controle over.
In all honosty, I think Jon was more embarressed then any of us where. He kept saying "I'm so sorry!" Though I could never figure out why...*Shut up Kasey*
I did get a note from Kristi that started out with "I'm not mad" and ended with "Jon and go F*&)*(( himself"
Mixed message?
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The internet went out today, so I was forced to watch the Disney Channel. Now, in the middle of a scean, the short order cook yells "SING IT!" and all the waitnresses and buss boys begin a musical number.
They have this all very well coreographed and such, as though they practice every day befoer closing. I'm begining to wonder what sort of eating enstablisment this is when they begin dancing on tables....
A darn cool one.
It makes me think back to the days when diners used to do that sort of thing. You know, the food/drink/dance on your table, thing? Then I begin to think..."We don't even have a diner in Kokomo..." let alone one that spontainiusly bursts into song.
So where are these diners you ask? Most likly somewhere in Canada. After all, don't Canadians get everything?
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Me: I've notice the less I talk to you, the more you feed me.. Is it in attempt to bribe me?
Mom: Is it working?
Me: Throw in a pizza and we'll see about it.
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