Gender issues

So I've just spent hte past 10mins arguing with Jon about Samus. You know? The girl from Metorid?

Notice how I said GIRL!? I know! I always thought Samus was a guy!

Jon : So I just left Samus to rot in the bad air, or bair, as I call it.
softbalchick181 : Ah.
softbalchick181 : Poor Samus.
softbalchick181 : I shall remember him fondly.
Jon : Oh well.
Jon : *Psst... She...
softbalchick181 : When did it beocme a She!?
Jon : Samus has always been a girl.
Jon : >.>
softbalchick181 : NO!
softbalchick181 : YOU LIE!
softbalchick181 : LIES!
Jon : ... No, I'm afraid I don't.
softbalchick181 : WHAT THE....
softbalchick181 : Oh lord!
softbalchick181 : I'm so confused!
Jon : About what?
softbalchick181 : Samus!
softbalchick181 : I swear I thought it was a guy!
softbalchick181 : Are you SURE!?
Jon : So did I, at first.
Jon : Yes, it is a girl.
softbalchick181 : But...and then.....AHHHHHHHHH
Jon : What's wrong?
softbalchick181 : SAMUS!
softbalchick181 : Its a big deal!
Jon : Well yes...
Jon : I was greatly confused at first too, but I didn't weird out like you are. O.o
softbalchick181 : I must look into this!
Jon : Heh.
softbalchick181 : I'm not kidding here!
softbalchick181 : ITS A GUY!
Jon : No, it's not.
softbalchick181 : YES IT IS!
Jon : No it's not!
softbalchick181 : The space hunter chosen for this mission is Samus Aran. He is the greatest of all the space hunters and has completed numerous missions that everybody thought were absolutely impossible. He is a cyborg: his entire body has been surgically strengthened with robotics, giving him superpowers. Even the space pirates fear his space suit, which can absorb any enemy's power. But his true form is shrouded in mystery. 

softbalchick181 : Notice the use of "he"?
softbalchick181 : softbalchick181 : Jon's wrong!
softbalchick181 : *does happy dance*
kaseylou09 : i dont like this
kaseylou09 : i find it sexist
Jon : Straight from the manual of Metroid Prime.
Jon : "As Samus delves deeper into the Space Pirates' operation, SHE'LL find..."
Jon : It's a girl.
Jon : Even in teh ending, she takes off her helmet and she has long hair.
softbalchick181 :
softbalchick181 : Lets look at the facts.
Jon : Samus is a girl. >.>
softbalchick181 : 1. I'm right your wrong. 2. It's name is SAMUS! Who names a girl Samus? Whats it short for? Samutha? 3. Once again, I'm right your wrong/ 4. Super Smash Bros. It has a guy voice.
Jon : 1. I'm right. 2. Yes, her name is Samus. People have named their kids Apple, get over it. 3. Nope, I'm right. 4. Super Smash isn't an actual Metroid game. Considering I takem y facts from an actual Metroid game, where every single pronoun relating to Samus is of the female gender, I'd say mine are more correct.

So in conclusion I'd like to sate they should make these things reconizalbe, for the sake of all confused people like my self.

Also, Just because I"m mad, Jon's mom thinks he should drive a BMW Bug.

Says he'd look good in one.

I laugh at this