Blah. Would you like to know what I just finished doing? I'm not sure you do, infact, I'm not sure why your even reading this...Is it because you ahve no where better to be? Because your friends don't like you and your never invited places? Perhaps its because your a 40year old mexican man who wants to kidnap me.
Maybe you enjoy it. I really don't care.
Anyone else ever notice I always have an introduction and then some thought provoking sentance? I did. Just wondered if you did as well. If so your very observant.
Right, so back to ME. I did algebra. But not just any Algebra, oh no. I did the the "Come home from a 9hr day at school sit at table for 2 hours Algebra" Seresously, it never ended
But I guess it did...other wise I wouldn't be writing this...
Today I wore a very sexy low cut black shirt. However, me being me, I wore a over sized 'Jon Deer' sweatshirt over it. Why, then did I wear the shirt in the first place? For a little thing I like to call "Schools on Display"
So of coarse they completly made us change our outwordly appearence so people could see the "true" us. It was really a moving experence that only had a few glitches.
They clapped at the wrong time.
We started at the wrong time.
Soloist argued.
Mrs. Renyolds dropped her watch.
We left Rachel at the mall.
I say it was a success. Success meaning I got out of social studies
Algebra went a little something like this:
Me: Hey Derek when were the surfs freed?
Adrian: When were then NOT freed?
Me: The smurfs are not three apples tall Jon!
Adrian: But how tall are the apples?
Me: THEY LIVED IN MUSHROOMS!
Adrian: How could they NOT live in mushrooms?
Me: An Italian comady about the holacost...why would you want to see that?
Adrian: Why WOULDN'T you?
Me: YOUR MOTHER!
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Okay, so thats most likly the reason I didn't get any of it done it in class, but the little ethnic guy needed to be delt with. Nothing against Adrian, but there is a line you should never cross.
Track practice...
Mr. Miller: So if your not signed up for any event...you may want to extend your playing feild.
Mrs. Boles: He' means you need to find another sport.
Kelsey: I enjoy checkers!
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