My orange soda can says "Please Recylce" I plan to throw it into the street to watch it slowing decompose. If I"m lucky some animal will come accross it and get stuck thus causing them to sufficate and experence a long painfull death.
All because the can told me what to do.
This is National Turn off the T.V week! Boy dosn't that sound like a fun holiday? Why, you can take things a step further and your entire family could sit on the floor and use candel light! Like in pioneer tinmes!
Did pioneers sit on the floor? I'm thinkin they did. I don't know why, its just a hunch.
We could all pop popcorn over the fire place! I don't have one, so things might get a little complicated/dangerouse. Okay, I'm lieing, I do have a fireplace but its more like a dust hole in the wall...I do not want anything edible near that hole. I don't know what lives in it.
So anyway, I'm celebrating "TURN OFF YOUR TV" Week, by keeping it on none stop. I figure SO many people are honoring the holiday, the cable company is loosing major money.
I SUPPORT MY CABLE COMEPANY! I KEEP MY T.V ON!
Today in Spanish I notice that we have no aircondition in that room. So McIver had a fane. I fan she aimd at the T.V as to keep it cool....it wasn't even on. It's clear to see where her alliences lie. She chose the TV over the kids.
And to think she'll be a principal...
Tis a scary world we live in kids, it's a scary world.
Jason: Are you riding the buss?
Me: Nope
Jason: Please?
Me: Nope, gota a ride
Jason: With those people that look like your grandparents but are really your parents?
Me: Havn't we already had this conversation?
Jason: Yes...
Me: And how'd it end Jason?
Jason: Badly, I don't think I can have kids...
P.S Today I wore Kristi's swim shirt for the sole purpose of seeing how many people would ask if I was in swiming...6
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