SNOW!!! In April? Son of a mother...

If my sweatshirt was a bit smaller it would look cool...if my trucker hat didn't say "Rocky Mountian Aquiurm" it would be hip....and I would care more had I not just done homework.

Sundays suck.

They probably wouldn't suck so much if we didn't put everything off until then. If I could stand church people and their kids it would be tourelable, and if I could fine something to do I would be happy. All I have to do is Algebra, and its done. Heck, I'm freakin ahead in that class, which is good because last time when I was behind I freaked out and suffered from MTDS.

Moody Teenage Deprssion Syndrome.

Today in the car I was thinking about the freaky school librarians. Or mainly just library people in general. Those people are freaky. Like Friday.

Me: Can I use the stapaler?

Freaky Library Lady: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAMILY AND THERE PROBLEMS!

Me: What?

Freaky libary Lady: I KNOW SOMETHING IS UP! YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FROM US!

Me: Uh...you mean my grandfather?

Freaky Libary Lady: YES! TELL ME OF HIS TROUBLES!

Me:...You go to our church don't you?

Freaky Libary Lady: ...maybe.....

Me: Is that a yes to the stapaler?

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And then therse one of my favorite libary people quotes.

Jon: I like all libarys other then Mrs. Able.

Me: How many do you know?

Jon: Just Mrs. Able

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The scary thing is that 1 out of 3 personality tests said I should be one....So I'm trying to think of perks....Unlimited access to books and copyier thingies....

Libarian Me: I AM QUEEN OF THE COPY MACHEEN! *While throwing papers and other such things about*

I think I'd loose my job...which would probably be for the best...I could charge everyone with late fees and keep the nickel my self...what I could do with all those nickels...Why I could by my own little section of the libary and charge people to paruse through those books...Thus making my self more dimes and nickels...

I could by my own copying macheen...To uh...copy things...yep....*and my face*...

Is it anywonder libarians are weird people? Wonder if they start out as teenage procrastenators with over active copying needs...

Makes ya' think.

P.S I always knew they were evil