Things I have learned this week.
1. Even if there isn't coffee in it, anything from Starbucks will make you hyper, even orange juice.
2. It is possible for me to score higher on a Algebra test then Jon.
3. I compair my self with Jon too much.
4. I just learned number 3.
5. I could work as Lowes.
6. Sometimes, it is fun to slow dance. *Shut up Kristi*
7. The guy at Best Buy thinks I have good music tastes.
8. The girl at Best Buy thinks I'm anoying.
9. I go to Best Buy too often.
10. It is possible to enjoy your weekend.
11. Never tell your grandfather you have Algebra homework.
12. Sometimes the answer really is 7.
13. Jimi is the sloweset typer on the face of the earth.
14. He also is a proud bench sitter.
15. I'm obsessed with looking at pictures at my friends.
16. That little pile of cash does eventually run out.
17. Mom dosn't find it funny when I owe her 25dollars.
18. Two old ladies work at JC Pennys.
19. No one really knows what "J.C" stands for.
20. Teenagers like to changer their minds. A lot.
21. Deciding what lamp to buy should not be taken lightly. *heh, a pun!*
And thats what I learned. Very few of those things came from a class room. Very few will I ever become famouse for knowing. Very few I remember...but remember this my friends, when doing your resurch report, do not prepair, rather pray that the school is hit by an astroid and the project will be postponed.
In the unlikly even this acutally happens, don't use the new alloted time to get your presentation together, rather spend it cooking for the hungry, and reading to the eyeless.
Yes, the eyeless, Yes, I stole that from a movie. No, I will not site my sorces! Why? Because this is a free country and I don't wanna!
*And I've forgotten what movie*
Me, Talking to Kristi on the internet.
Me: Hey!
Kristi: Hey! You get power back yet?
Me:......
Kristi: Okay..stupid question.
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