Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Letters from the teacher

In contrairy to the song I am listening to, I am not feeling very perky. It's realll quite a shame, but I'd like nothing more then to pass out for the next few days.

But I won't and I can't so I shall continue the rambelings of a 8th grader.

As we all know, I love Algebra. It is quite possibly my lifes calling, I don't know how I'd live with out it, I understand it more then anything else in this world.

That is what I'd be saying were I some other kid, in another town, far, far away from Mr. Barrett. Insted, I force my way through homeowkr and leave lovly little comments on my papers.

Yesterday he passed the papers back and to my not so surprise he left comments back! Lets go through them.

Me: I don't get this crap!

Barett: It appears as though you do.

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Me: Dear Mr Homework,

I am quite certain that the homework assignment took three years off my life, I despise you and your teaching methoids.

                                          Sinceraly Virginia

Barett: Well, with all of the new technology I guess this means you can only live 134years. Thanks for the compliment. :)

                                                       Sincerely,

                                                                   Teaching Methods

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Me: I really really really dislike you!

                                            A concerned Student

Barett: What does concemed mean? :)

*Yes, my handwriting is a bit sloppy*

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Me: This homework brought to you complaments of the calculator.

Barett: Thats what you were supposed to do anyway :)

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Me: You suck Mr. B!

Barrett: YEAH YOU TOO! :)

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Me: I HATE FACTORING!

Berett: But its So fun! :)

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Anyone else notice the over use of the smilie face after all of his messages? A few of those smilies were disorted things, frightening really.

 I found a dinasore today. It's name was Lucifise.

How do I know this? Anyone remember the depantsing issue?

Yep, I found Kristi's stupid dianasore in Science.

I was even nice and gave it back to her!

Me: Look what I found! Kristi's stupid dinasore!

Laura: How do you know its Kristi's?

Me: How many other 8th grade girls carry a dinasore around?

Laura: True...

P.S I wore socks with sandels, I originaly didn't have the socks on, but my feet started to hurt so on went the socks. Kristen said I crack her up, Ben said I'm a loser.

You win some you loose some.

Oh, speaking of being a loser, I got MVP for girl's track. Yay?

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