Monday, May 16, 2005

Stupid people and stupid things

In my endevor to avoid Algebra, I stumbeled upon the T.V, and with every good televison viewing experence come the wondeful commercials.

Ladies and Gents, let me introduce you to "DOODLE BEAR!"

A teady bear you can draw on, make your own, personalize *yes, thats the same thing* a way to expresse your natural artistic ability.

Well, I hate to be the braker of old news, but folks, you can do that with any teddy bear and some magic markers.

CRAFT TIME WITH TOAST!

Me: Now today boys and girls, we'll be taking these boring, yet perfectly acceptable to socity bears, and savigly mutilating them to our own whimes.

Randome Mindnumbing children: Yay! Your the coolest Virginia!

Me: I know, now everyone, grab your teadybear by the neck, this way, they can't escape and their screams are muffled. You can use anycolor you like to do anything you wish, I prefure to draw small eyepatches. Whats yours Billy?

Randome Kid who's name is apparently Billy: Mines a remake of the coolest superhero ever! Spiderman! You see, he's got the spider on his chest and everything!

Me: Wow Billy! That looks really great! Only, I"m sorry, Spiderman dims in compairishon to Cyclopes of the x-men, I'm afraid that I must put that hidiouse knock off of a superhero through the paper shredder.

Billy: NOT SPIDY!

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And so you see, children should never be allowed to express their creativitiy in frear of sevier emotion stress.

No, nothing like that has ever happend to me....yep, never was I told my doggy was ugly and "Spot" for a name wasn't original enough. Nope, never were my dreams of having an ordenary looking dog, named Spot, a perfectly respectful name might I add, crushed.

So...what about that wacky Indiana weather?

It sucks to shop for shorts in 40 degree weather.

So this guy named Don Merman, is a grill Cheese champion. Basicly, he eats food, and gets famouse/paid/jews of unimagenable riches.

Except you know, for that last part.

I gotta go fail Algebra.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hey toast,
i hate algebra with a huge passion and someday some1 will destroy algebra forever. . . .i wish i was there to design my own bear and i would dress it up in a pink outfit! i'm hungry, sooo i'm gonna leave. . .bye!

P.S. you're the bomb!

Your friend,
alyssa