Monday, May 30, 2005

Toady, I was eaten by a tomato.

With two days left of school, I found it necessary to get a head start and not study at all for finals!

Until my mommy made me, she's very uh..perswaysive. Yep.

You know what? I just relized something, I don't feel like updated. So you know what? I'm going to stop now.

......and now I'm back. You know waht sucks? I have to shower tonight. I've gotten rather used to this shower in the morning bussness.

But I have finals. Finals suck, I hate them. I suppose thats kinda a given, I mean, who actually likes finals? Teachers don't, I don't, other people don't, but most importantly, I don't.

Speaking of Mexico, I got a sunburn today. When I say today, I mean yesterday. It's a very angry red color.

Becasue you know, not all sunburns are red. No, this isn't very well known information, but some sunburns turn blue. It's true, I'm not making this up. I'm risking everything by letting this information leak.

Learn from this people, never tell me your deap dark secrets, I will end up informing all 2people who read this.

Actually, I'm very good at keeping secrets, really, I have no one to tell. Thats how sad my little life is. My problem seems to be with honosty and procrastenating.

So.....yep. Finals tomorrow, I think I already told you that. Spanish is the one I'm not worried about. I know I"m going to fail. However, I have mastered the sentance "Un momento profavor" so if they ask me that, I'm in good shape.

I think it translates into "Excuse me, do you know where I left my pudding?"

No, no it does not. But it should, because thats a darn nifty thing to know how to say. Why, I can think of a whole...2.5 *thats two in a half for all you stupid people* scenarios when it would be needed to say that in Spanish.

Anyhoo, everyone knows what finals mean, yes, thats right. Orange Juice.

Why? We all know that O.J is a important part to a balanced breakfest, and we all know those are important to finals. Or so they say...Personaly, the breakfest thing never really worked out for me.

I think its a hoax. Yeeeeeeees. Thats right...HOLY CRAP!

Tomorrow is my last day of McIver! E.V.E.R

Lets take a moment to remember this...moment.

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*Flashback ends*

I"m off the save the world using only a balogna sandwich and my spanish skills!

*Jumps away*

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