How I long for a world where subjects are unnecessary

What are you doing today? Me? Well I'm doing laundry. I bet your jealouse.

Your also jealosue of me because I can drive and you can't.....okay, we'll I can't drive either, but thats never stoped me before!

Okay..so it has...and it will..but yeah.

I need chalk...so I can do stuffs..with chalk...

I feel as though the AOL community is snooty. Other peoples get comments on their blogs.

Now, I know you people look at this, that nifty little hit counter over...

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<there, tells me so

I leave comments on your pathetic excusses of blogs, so its only kind you do the same here. You can't hide, I know your out there.

I"m a girl on edge, I've got a coke can and a stale chicken nugget and I"m not afraid to use them.

...Okay, so now I only have a coke can and a slightly eaten chicken nugget.

It wasn't as stale as I thought previously.

The dad just called.

Dad: You do anything fun today?

Me: I've only been up for like 10mins...

Dad: You egnorant deranged little lazy dwebe..

Me: You must of been bored to find time out of your day to call and insult me.

Dad: Only slightly.

Me: Welcome to my world.

Dad: I like your world, you sleep forever.

Me: But you can't drive.

WHY IS IT THIS INABILITY TO DRIVE FUELS MY LIFE *hehe a pun*

But no, he really is quite loving, like on fathers day, he was so selfliss when I asked him what he wanted.

Dad: To be left alone.

You see what I mean? He dosn't want me to spend his hard earned cash on his puny needs!

*Well I did, but it was my cash, and it was a baaaaaad idea*

Got him a CD. He got me back by blaring it on the stero.

I tried to gouge my ears out with a convenitly located fork, but Jon stoped me.

But what does Jon know? He says you can't get cut on water.

Me: What are you doing today?

Kristi: Nothing.

Me: Lets celebrate nothing by doign something!