Our socity today

One day there was a gril with blondish hair. This girl loved bagels, but rarly got to partake in this most deliciouse breakfest food.

One day the girl was beign draged on vacation so her mother felt sorry for her, the mother baought the blondish haird girl two bagels.

The mother also told the girl to clean the house before she got home.

But the girl did not care about that, for she would soon consume the most deliciouse of foods with the strawberrie cream cheese topping, for that is what she had asked her mother to get.

However a great nightmear awaited the girl, as she approched the seemingly inncoent bagels, she noticed that it lacked something. That oh so creamy cream cheese of hte strawberrie varity was no where to be seen!

This was a trap by the mother to make the girl clean AND be bagleless. She was a viciouse mother, yes, this is true, but the blondish haird girl would not give up yet!

She got on her nobel bike and peddeld with all her might! Through the cold snoggy ground, past the perverted Barrens house, right on the the Village Pantry where she would find salvation! In cream form.

But alas! Her last hope, the VP, LACKED CREAM CHEESEY GOODNESS! Sure, it had peanut butter, and 5 kind of dip, but no cream cheese.

Apon ariving home, she spoke of this news to Kyle The Cow Boy. No one was quite sure where he got this title, but it would soon become apparent

Me: The village pantry dsn't have cream cheese.
Kyle: GASP!!!!!! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!
Me: I DON"T KNOW!
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Kyle: its sad that we live in that kinda of society
Me: I have bagels! But lack the cream cheese need to enjoy the delicouse food!
Kyle: .....,..I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY BAGELS WILL ONCE AGAIN HAVE THERE DELEIOCUS COATING OF CREAMY O SO CREAMY CHEESE!

Me: Go to your refrigerator......open the door...get the cream cheeese....bring it to my house.
Kyle: ah .....but do we have any?
Me: Go to the refirgerator you must *I'm YODA!*
Kyle: but ..... the darkside is too strong!
Kyle: and if its not it hsould be
Kyle: or else thats somthing else this crudy sociotty has lost
Me: Its really a shame
Kyle: yep ..... what is the world coming to
Me: ITS GOING TO bE EMPTY OF CREAM CHEESE!
Kyle: ..... unless we all get a pcu
Kyle
Kyle: personel cow units
Kyle: for i cheese needs
Me: GASP!
Me: Your brillient!
Kyle: its a strech but i think it can be done!
Me: Perahps...
Me: I STILL LACK CREAMY GOODNESS!

We learn not all stories end happily, Princess Lea would of driven me, yet she lacked the vicheal necessary to do this act of kindness that would of ensured me cream cheesy goondness.

The kind father says peanutbutter is just as good. He knows NOTHING! Nothing can match cream cheese and its goodnesss, and I shall continue on with out it.

*tear*