Stalkers

So today, I busied my self by hiding from strange little boys who seem to lerk in the cracks of every cornner.

His name, is Barren.

Yesterday while on the motorcycle, with my dad, he yells "Hey lookin good!" Then an hour in half later when we come back, he's sitting on the porch.

So we made a slight detour.

He was still there half an hour later. I spent the night hiding in my room afraid he'd come to the door.

He didn't. But today he was hiding in the bushes when I went out to water the grass.

"Hi! Hows your summer? I play video games! You wouldn't like that though! I'm going swiming! You home alone??! I stay home alone too! BLAHBLAH BLAH!"

He's in 8th grade folks, why must he act like a freaky 2 year old?

I told him I hade to make lunch.

So, at 9o'clock he calls.

"Is Virginia there?"

Me:.......Who si this?

Stalking Ediot: Call it a devine sorce...

Me:..Uh..I'm not allowed to use the phone.

So I hung up.

I think I handeld that well. Don't you?