Surpbliviouse Verbage

Hehe, looky there, the mood is happy. Isn't that nifty?

I'm feeling particurly perky this eve of the 14th.

Yesterday was my parents anniversery. I honord it by avoiding them. They honored it by avoiding each other.

Isn't married life fun?

Today, I became 40dollars richer. For doing very little, and now I feel guilty...

But I'm employed! HUZA! I feel oh so very grown up saying that.

Sure, I'm second in command to a 80year old 200lb dog sitter, but jobs are hard to come by my friend.

So, I'm lieing, I'm wating plants. My expertise might I add, runs in the family, this part sadly I am not lieing about. Great Grandfather someone was president of the the American Green House Assiciation!

Pitty I never knew him.

But there will be a fat old person! Yes, that I'm assured of. Weather or not I'll see her remians a mystery.

Come to think of it, old people scare me. I think I can out run her...

I'm a bit out of shape come to relize this, maybe I am getting paid properly!

No, still too much. I can't possibly blow all this in one crappy perchise!

DRUGS AND ALCHOL!...For the poor that is...defintily not for me...nope...not I..

Speaking of clothing, I think Kyle's got a good point. He's protesting at Kholes for the return of the Kilt, with some little friend of his...yeah names arn't really improtant.

ITS THE CAUSE!

Had a VERY odd converstaion with Jon the other day, and I'm really kinda hoping he won't read this, though it be fun to see his face.

Me: Dude, Everyone crashes in this show, I wonder how many people died...

Jon: Just 1. He was a stunt double though so no one cared.

Me: I don't believe you!

Jon: Its true! It was I! I drove my car off a cliff and they left me there to die! I only survived because a squirrel came to my rescue! But even then he only wanted my nuts!

Jon: *Badim-punsh*

Me: Oh? Did he get em'?

Jon:............Okay, so that was an unexpected response.

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I know, the maturity just radiates off us. Yeah, I was watching Speed Racer. People are dieing everywhere, like dohnuts with fat people, they dissappear.

I later learned they have a grave yard set up for these brave people in Japan, where this was all flimed.

Ah, Speed Racer. Only you can get an awesome car, save an old man by changing his tire, find of the gansters, rescue you girlfriend from falling into a volcano, stop a gunman, and STILL win the prize money that goes to charity in a 55min show.

 

And in the words of Kyle...

HUZA!