Saturday, June 18, 2005

Those three year olds can say it too my face!

Toady? Today's been hard. I'm not sure you people could handel it.

First, I battled the hair dryer with about 12 buttons with no specified purpose.

Then I caught my hair on fire.

But after that I was fine, until I became bored.

This requited a trip to Marsh, for some meat product. Becasue Marsh is where all the cool kids go when looking for meat.

While at Marsh, I had new and exciting adventures! They are as follows, in no particular order..

1. I found milk free milk!

2. All natual water with ARTIFICAL flavors.

3. I battled the free sample old persons. 

4. Watched my dad yell at the briskit guy for not properly cutting it.

Then, after all of these wonderful exciting things, mom took pity and took me out on the town!

To US FACTORY OUTLET!!! Oh yeah, thats awesome.

I considered buying a set of three glass frogs, this brought up the eternal question, 

"Why do you do with a three frog set?"

I mean think about it, if you had two frog set, they can pair up and not be lonly. But what about that extra frog?

I bet he gets lonly.

Anyhoo, I did find Bach's music in the backround to be particurly inspiring while looking at the glazed honey bears.

 After this exciting endevor, I recieved good news from the home front.

BACK TO MARSH!

Its my lucky day, however, the old free sample lady didn't give up so easily this time.

"Would you like a.."

"No"

"What about this odd thing that happens to be an unappealing shade of green?"

"I'll pass"

"It's deliciouse"

"I'm allerigic"

But then the fun really happend, as you all know, I am currently impoled as a plant watering person. Being dedicated to the job, I traveled on my way.

Lets just say, there was an 'incident', and I may of may not of gotten completly, and utterly soaked.

Then, on the way home I was yelled at by a party of 5 year olds.

"Look! Thats girl has a bike too"

"She's not wearing her halmet daddy!"

"Mommy, why is the weird girl all wet?"

All I have to say is that if they've got a problem with me, they should come over here and say it to my face!

Now I'm going to go try to salvage the dead plant *Kyle, do not tell your mother*

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