Whoo Hoo! Church! *dies*

In horon of Sunday, I decided I'd drag my butt out of bed and go to church.

It was only after I sat down in the pew that I rememberd I despied church. I rersisted an attempt to run for it, and boy am I glad I did.

"God made fish, God made Fish, God made Fish, fish go swish!"

Yes, Ladeis and gentelmen, all has become clear to me. It is clear that the fish is a metaphore for todays socity, and swish is standing for all the time we wast as....*continues on in same mannor*

Or you know, not.

Spiky hair, I don't know if you remember her, I've talked about her, I suggest you look her up. Anyhoo, Spikyhair tried her darndest to sing a song and all in all, it was not her finest hour.

Then the older little people got up and began to sing "Joy Joy Joy" or whatever the name of that song is. However, because they are young and thing there all that, they did the 'remix'.

I was disapointed when 6year olds prooved unable to brake dance. They did however, jump everynow and then.

Well, some of them jumped. Others where too 'cool'to jump, so, they were, 'joyless'.

My arch nemises, Megan, *Says in evil voice* graced us with her untalented presence *I really hope she never reads this* however I was forced to look at her wearing a miniskirt and a shirt that didn't quite cover her stomach.

Though I also had the shirt difficulty today, was a bit worried about that. However four differnt old people said it was a lovly outfit...so it must not of been to riskay.

Then, things got scary. Two words for you.

DEMONIC PUPPETS!

I think that explains that, if you catch my drift. Giant mouths, vains poping up from their neck, scary.

Demonic Puppet Tom: I ran away because my parents made me clean up my room!

Demonic Puppet Sally:BUT TOM! You can't run away today! Todays the last day of VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL!

Demonic Puppet Tom: Why would I want to go to VBS?

Demonic Puppet Sally: Becasue we sing evil songs and cut ourseves!

Demonic Puppet Tom: YAY!

Then, they sang. Lots of little evil puppets burst into a 7minunet song. Durning which the people in the boucany pounded us lower folk with volly balls.

I was hit, it wasn't pretty.

But lets not forget the hand gesutres! Oh no, it was truly moving.

I'm going to do somthing I'd hoped to never do, I'm going to refrence Napolian Dynamite.

Remember the happy hands club? Yeah, me too. Not fond memories.

It was about this time that I relized an odd little fact. Evern noticed how they always refure to Bible School as, "Vactation Bible School?" I always wondered why they botherd with the extra word. Figured it was to make it sound fun.

Then I relized the true reason, if they left it out, the innetials would be "B.S"

*Snickers*

And we all know what that means.

:)