Saturday, July 16, 2005

The End

Boys and girls, I'm sorry, but I really doubt I'll update this thing again. I've found new ways of expression, I'm sorry.

Have a good one.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Kristi Jo 09: i need human, or semui human contact

Kristi : i need human, or semui human contact
Me: Aw.
Me: You think I'm semi human?
Kristi : no
Kristi : I was just trying to be nice

Sunday, July 10, 2005

I'm sorry, I hate survays too

Mark an x where it applies to you...

 

[x] gone on an airplane
[x] had a best friend
[  ] smoked a cigarette
[ x ] failed a class
[x] gone bowling
[x] had a summer crush
[ ] made out in a movie theatre
[x] prank called a friend
[x] had an enemy
[x] gone to church
[ ] been in a relationship for at least a year
[x] made a screenname
[x] gone to a petting zoo
[x] listened to a Beatles song
[ ] watched a rated NC-17 movie
[x] written a poem
[x] played basketball
[x] had a phone conversation for at least 3 hours
[x] ran away from home
[x] gone skydiving
[ ] gone a week without taking a shower
[x] walked dogs
[  ] had sex with someone older than you
[  ] jumped off a cliff
[x] gotten your crush's phone number
[/] been drunk
[  ] swam with dolphins

 

xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX

 

[  ] I am bisexual or homosexual.
[  ] I've smoked weed.
[  ] I've gotten high.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[x] I've attempted to run away from home.
[/] I've lied to my parents regularly about where I am.
[x] I've failed 2 or more classes in one marking period.
[  ] I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb.
[ I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[x] I am for Bush.
[  ] I listen to political music.
[ x ] I collect comic books.
[ x ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[  ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[] I watch the news.
[  ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[  ] I own an iPod.
[  ] I'm not a virgin.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I love Disney Movies.
[x] I am a sucker for blonde hair/black hair/blue eyes.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[  ] I talk in ebonics, except for around black people.
[  ] I curse regularly.
[  ] I paid for that cell phone ring.
[x] I am a sports fanatic.(Just hte xgames though)
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[  ] I love Spam.
[ ] bake well.
[x] I would not wear pajamas to school.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.
[/] I sneak out of the house often.
[ ] I have a job.(Make that past tenths...)
[  ] I love Martha Stewart.
[x] I am in love
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I think Napoleon Dynamite is overrated.
[x] I am self conscience.
[x] I like to laugh.
[  ] I smoke a pack a day.
[  ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower.
[x]I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[  ] I can't swallow pills.
[  ] I win people over easily.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I've been out of this country.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[  ] I see a therapist.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[/] I bite my nails.(workin on it)
[/] I am comfortable with being me.

 

*sigh* I"ve hit an all time low. Survays...on my blog....how very drab.

Did I just say drab? Someone shoot me.

Hm...

Today,  I ate a brownie, and five pieces of pizza.

Amoung other things.

Then, I went out in the sun and attempted to sakeboard for like 3hrs.

Does looking like a dimwad burn calories?

But props to Kyle to put upwith my insessent awfulness.

He's a 'guy' so he "sweats more"

His words.

I'd like to take a shower, so I might. I've finally got a good CD to acompany me.

.....But I'm lazy....

*sigh* the life of a procrastinator.

Saturday, July 9, 2005

Sleepover

Currently Listening
Commit This to Memory
By Motion City Soundtrack
Resolution
see related

My usual Friday night of staying in, locking myself in my room and feeling sorry for my self was inerupted very rudly when I was told I must sleep over at Kasey's.

Can you believe what jerks my friends are?

I went to Wal-Mart and got a CD none of you have ever heard of, but it's my latest obsesson so I really couldn't care less.

Before going to Kasey's, the consumption of food was necessary.

This food came in a little box with a french fries and a toy. I got a red Bruce doll, Kristi got a blue one.

So when we showed up at Kasey's she was rather jealosue of our awesome high class key chains and demanded she have one too.

She didn't get one, :(

But we made eggs!

Krisiti's were brown...and anorexic....odd. Kasey's were a bit too chunky for my tast. Mine we're flippin sweet until the evil salt exploded over them.

So, I did the only natural thing.

I made Ramen noodles.

Only I forgot I don't like Ramen at 3a.m, so we walked outside and dumped in the street.

It went SPLAT.

I did enjoy tormenting her little sister though. I contemplated taking her out to the noodle remains and telling here someone was shot and that was his brain...

Sounds like a plan to me!

Me:Hannah, do you know how big the worlds largest pumpkin is?

Hannah: No....

Me: Me either, did you know they get superballs from moon rock?

Hannah: THEY DO NOT!

Me: Yep, why do you think people care so much about space, its the superball market.

*I think she believed me*

Lets see...what else....came home, did the shower thing, did the sleep thing, now I'm doing the blog thing....yep....

I hope to do the 'Let's talk to Jon' thing, but thats not looking likly...

I'm drinking flat Diet Coke, because its close and I don't have to move.

I was eating a cruch bar, but thats gone now...wonder how...

Peace and punkrock

Thursday, July 7, 2005

Deabating

So folks, I've come to like xanga better.

So I'm sad to say...but updates are gonna be slow as you know what

I bit my pinky fingernail way downtoday

it hurts

Wednesday, July 6, 2005

Paris gets the boot

I'm watching MADE where the take a tomb boy and turn her into a girly girl...

Yeah, I'm done with this show. The whole idea is just messed up.

"GASP! This girl is unhappy with herself image and thinks changing will make her feel better about her not self!"

"Quik! Lets make her feel worthless and awkward by putting her in unnecesary sisuations!"

However...right now they are walking around talking to hott guys...

Maybe this isn't so bad...

*sigh* This dosn't bode well for your favorite little blond blogger.

Anyhoos, last night I had a weird dream. I don't know if its a sitafect of the odd medication I stole or what, but the next thing I know Jon's dancing around in a Stimpy costume singing "Everybody love Jesus"

Yeah, no more late night adventures.

 

Me: *sigh* Whats the point? I already lost the darn bet.
Jon : Aw, what bet?
Me: The one I lost.

Monday, July 4, 2005

Its the 4th....Yay

Will Smith says to not download illegally.

Mary Kate and Ashell say to drink milk.

Weird all says Satin listens to country Western.

I say stop the sibliminal messages

Jon : Apparently that's what Japanese novelty item I am.
Jon : Now you can mock me for that and just be oh-so happy.
Virginia: Why the HECK did you take a quiz about Japanese novelty items?
Jon : I clicked a random quiz button thingy.

Thats just sad.

*He was a plush doll*

Sunday, July 3, 2005

01. My name:
02. Where did we meet:
03. Take a stab at my middle name:
04. About/ Exactly How long have you known me:
05. How well do you know me ( on a scale from 1- 10.):
06. When you first saw me what was your first impression:
07. My birthday (and year):
08. Whats 3 words to describe me:
09. Color eyes:
10. Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met:
11. What's my fav type of music:
12. Am I shy or outgoing:
13. Am I funny (HAHA) or funny (sarcastic)or a mixture of both:
14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
15. Would you consider me a friend:
16. Have you ever seen me cry:
17. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be:
18. Quiet or loud:
19. Short or Tall:
20. Weird or original:
21. Smart or stupid:
22. Boring or Fun:
23. Mature or immature:
24. Stylish or "different":
25. Do you think I'll get married? To who:
26. What do you think i will be when i grow up (career wise):
27. If you could rename me, what would my name be:
28. Are we close friends:
29. What guy do you think I am very close to:
30. What girl do you think I am very close to:
31. Am i loveable?
32. Would you date me for $1?

 

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/20187875/

I colord it in! Arn't I cool!?

FILLOUT IN COMMENT FORM! I"LL GIVE YOU COOKIE

I'll be breif

You know what bugs me? When the old lady who decided she just had to announce something beofre church begings to stutter. Then, about 10mins into the nothingness she says,

"I'll be breif"

When if fact, she is the farthest thing from breif, rather, taking up my much wanted sleeping time that I'll never have becasue we sit in the front row.

"After two drinks he's a looser after three drinks he's a star"

I love that line. Reminds me of the old days....

Anyhoo, the father misses his other half so we shall be on the lake today with his twin. I was trying to figure out if sharing DNA was a bummer but neither my dad nor Kristi will go into great emotional detail.

I don't think they understand the importants of my study.  It could change their life forever.

Saw fireworks last night, rather enjoyable. Though I think my dad likes Kristi's sister more then he likes me. :(

Full house is on again, it frightens me. I'm really hoping that I just missed the epasoide where D.J gets pregnant and Michele does drugs.

Whats the other ones name again? I don't remember. She must not be important.

She probably like joind the army during the middle of the first season.

Did you know I had to rewrite that sentace because I kept miss spelling 'the'?

Well, I did. So you better all be happy.

I'll make this next part breif,

"And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called....."

I'll give cookies to anyone who can name the song and artist. Kyle, you can't tell.

"Too many girls loose intrestin Math and Science by age 12, after which they are no longer usefull to socity so we slowly kill them off using means of poison that we code named 'eating disorderes'."

So, maybe thats not quite how the commerical goes...I don't really care.

The point of all this is really just to FEED THE CHILDREN. Like me, Virginia didn't get food yesterday due to reasons beyond her controle.

Today, she scrambled an egg.

:)

Friday, July 1, 2005

TidBits

Me: Geesh
Me: How long does it take!?
Kyle: FOREVER
Kyle: actully 34 days
Me: I always thought it was more like 34 1/2...
Kyle: ....na that half day is when they eat donoughts
Kyle: all half of that day
Kyle: its grand
Me: Wow.
Me: Yu can't beat a good donut
Kyle: thats what im sayin

A decussion on why it takes music artists so darn long to make new albums.

Think people are going ot hte moives, maybe not, Jimi's spazing. They better, if we don't I'm in trouble in more ways then one.

 

Thats right, you just heard something partaining to my life in my blog! A first, I know.

Derek: Naruto  Font.
softbalchick181 : It looks just like big orange font.
Derek: It's  Naruto.
softbalchick181 : Its big and orange.

Derek: I can't read the t.
Me: the T?
Derek: the t.
Derek: DAMMIT!
Me: As apposed to the M?
Derek: Stupid fonts.
Me: But Derek! It's "Naruto"
Derek: I know.

Also, yesterday was a big day in history. Derek admitted to not knowing something! Isn't that amazing.

Big day